Malcolm Pigott is a Simulation Engineer, that is someone who takes algorithmic and logical engineering problems and systems and designs, implements and tests software for computers to simulate those systems to allow humans to solve the problems. I also do the same for ancillary utilities.
Some of my favourite things:
My wife, Bernadette: www.bernieworld.co.uk
Pug dogs: Wysiwyg's breeder
Rather more nerdy:
C++, BOOST and OpenSceneGraph